Pervert Elf

I knew he was a pervert!

In the summer, he runs a youth football camp at Penn State

The Scumbag Photographer

I'm going to make you a star!

"You know what would look good?
If you took your top off slowly.
The lighting will make them wicked artistic." 

Scumbag Elf 4: Worst of the Worst

Never date a Flyers fan; even if she shaves her mustache.

Indefensible Mr. Elf, indefensible. 

Scumbag Elf 3: The Extremist

Oh Elf, how could you?

Ironically, he's not edible pork until he's dead!

Scumbag Elf: Father of The Year

"Just shut up and act natural sweetie and you will
get your precious dolly back in one piece."

Presenting: The Adventures of Scumbag Elf

Its every Space Ranger's worst nightmare!

Sweetie? Are you back there? Surpri... Oh god... Oh god!
You're a whore! You're a dirty whore! And you! I trusted you!