In an effort to help my fellow parents avoid wasting money this holiday season, I will be occasionally showing off the worst toys available for your dollar*. Like the t-shirts that get printed for the team that loses the Super Bowl in the event they were to win, many of these toys will be widely available in humanitarian drop boxes shortly after the holiday season.
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"um...thank you?"
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Sandusky Buddy
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In retrospect, the slogan "Squeeze'em, wrestle'em,
take'em in the shower" was a poor choice. |
This unfortunate children's toy was made some time ago when life was simpler, and Penn State put their name on anything that their mindless drove of hardcore fans would buy, literally anything that they slapped their logo on. (Jo-Pa Eau De Toilette, smelled like a football and a used jockstrap, but for year, was the hottest selling cologne in all of Pennsylvania.) Needless to say, this toy sold a lot better in days past, but today, not so much.
Glenn Beck Blackboard
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| "Young and impressionable, or just plain impressionable, that's how I like em" ~ Glenn Beck |
Say what you will about Glenn Beck...that's all I've got, the man is bat shit crazy! For years he has accused the liberals of indoctrinating the children of America while, at the same time, putting out several "patriotic" books and coloring books for children. Of course, they could have been for adults, I mean, have you actually talked to a Tea Party member?
* They're mostly fake products that I created using photoshop...but you should have already guessed that.
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